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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>That magical spot between my short Twitter missives and the still-unwritten novels floating around my balding noggin.</description><title>bacon tumblr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @royalbacon)</generator><link>http://royalbacon.com/</link><item><title>Dan Harmon Gets Fired From Community  </title><description>&lt;a href="http://danharmon.tumblr.com/post/23339272200/hey-did-i-miss-anything"&gt;Dan Harmon Gets Fired From Community  &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://danharmon.tumblr.com/post/23339272200/hey-did-i-miss-anything" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;danharmon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Where was I?  Oh yeah.  I’m not running Community for season 4.  They replaced me.  Them’s the facts.
&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This makes me very sad, and I’m pretty sure we have Chevy Chase to blame for this. Read the rest &lt;a href="http://danharmon.tumblr.com/post/23339272200/hey-did-i-miss-anything" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/23353427326</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/23353427326</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 08:45:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Read</category><category>community</category></item><item><title>Vroom. (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m472krzb871qz7izzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Vroom. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/23264407962</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/23264407962</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:24:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Kaiser Soze.  (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46xb7yZWU1qz7izzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kaiser Soze.  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/23256365676</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/23256365676</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 16:30:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This demo of the HTML5-based Recursive Drawing tool at first...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/41822151" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This demo of the HTML5-based &lt;a href="http://recursivedrawing.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Recursive Drawing&lt;/a&gt; tool at first appears rather boring. But give it 2 minutes. That’s when it turns mind-blowing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Then go &lt;a href="http://recursivedrawing.com/" target="_blank"&gt;draw something&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/22862996475</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/22862996475</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 15:29:55 -0700</pubDate><category>watched</category><category>drawing</category><category>HTML5</category></item><item><title>merlin:

You happy now, bitch?

BUNK!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Sv063nzZIEk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/22718749438/you-happy-now-bitch" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;merlin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv063nzZIEk" title="You happy now, bitch? - YouTube" target="_blank"&gt;You happy now, bitch?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;BUNK!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/22737365260</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/22737365260</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 14:54:03 -0700</pubDate><category>the wire</category><category>watched</category></item><item><title>Biesbol! (Taken with Instagram at Safeco Field)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3q7v9uY0H1qz7izzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Biesbol! (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Safeco Field)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/22677639533</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/22677639533</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 15:59:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>If you’ve made it this far in life and have not yet seen the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gFJMcAB5SFU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you’ve made it this far in life and have not yet seen the movie called “Primer,” then you need to stop what you’re doing and devote just over an hour to taking it all in. Then plan on taking anther hour+ to watch it again. Believe me, you’ll want to. &lt;em&gt;Free on YouTube (for who knows how long) here: &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFJMcAB5SFU" target="_blank"&gt;Primer&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;/via &lt;a href="http://kottke.org/12/04/primer-available-in-full-length-on-youtube" target="_blank"&gt;kottke.org&lt;/a&gt;, as most things are.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/21284398244</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/21284398244</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:11:58 -0700</pubDate><category>watched</category><category>time travel</category></item><item><title>"The IPA is a new way to do patent assignment that keeps control in the hands of engineers and..."</title><description>“The IPA is a new way to do patent assignment that keeps control in the hands of engineers and designers. It is a commitment from Twitter to our employees that patents can only be used for defensive purposes. We will not use the patents from employees’ inventions in offensive litigation without their permission. What’s more, this control flows with the patents, so if we sold them to others, they could only use them as the inventor intended.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; This is an amazing step in the right direction. Hooray for Twitter! (from &lt;a href="http://blog.twitter.com/2012/04/introducing-innovators-patent-agreement.html" target="_blank"&gt;Twitter Blog: Introducing the Innovator’s Patent Agreement&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/21273696696</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/21273696696</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:15:35 -0700</pubDate><category>read</category><category>twitter</category></item><item><title>This great little documentary covers the oft-overlooked...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/39768998" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This great little documentary covers the oft-overlooked brilliance of the visual style found in HBO’s The Wire.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you enjoyed the show, do yourself a favor and spend 30 minutes watching this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;/via &lt;a href="http://kottke.org/12/04/the-visual-style-of-the-wire" target="_blank"&gt;kottke.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/21223485505</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/21223485505</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:03:30 -0700</pubDate><category>watched</category><category>television</category><category>the wire</category></item><item><title>Need some inspiration, or a kick in the pants? Ze Frank is here...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RYlCVwxoL_g?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Need some inspiration, or a kick in the pants? &lt;a href="http://ashow.zefrank.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Ze Frank&lt;/a&gt; is here to tell you (and himself) that you’re not alone. God I love this man.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/20846298722</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/20846298722</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 09:17:40 -0700</pubDate><category>watched</category></item><item><title>A full-rendering time-lapse of Hitchcock’s “Rear Window” by Jeff...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/37120554" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A full-rendering time-lapse of Hitchcock’s “Rear Window” by &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/37120554" target="_blank"&gt;Jeff Desom&lt;/a&gt;. Much cooler than it sounds.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;/via &lt;a href="http://kottke.org/12/04/time-lapse-of-hitchcocks-rear-window" target="_blank"&gt;kottke.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/20413528998</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/20413528998</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:55:00 -0700</pubDate><category>watched</category></item><item><title>kleinmania:

Keep&amp;Calm&amp;Wrong&amp;Poster 

One of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1knfcCUKU1qzx1e0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kleinmania.com/post/20040850653/keepcalm" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;kleinmania&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Keep&amp;&lt;br/&gt;Calm&amp;&lt;br/&gt;Wrong&amp;&lt;br/&gt;Poster &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/20106678612</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/20106678612</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:03:14 -0700</pubDate><category>read</category><category>laughed</category></item><item><title>Astrophysicist Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson was asked by a reader of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9D05ej8u-gU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Astrophysicist &lt;a href="http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/" target="_blank"&gt;Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson&lt;/a&gt; was asked by a reader of TIME magazine, “What is the most astounding fact you can share with us about the Universe?” This is his answer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Astounding, indeed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/19098787281</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/19098787281</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 19:48:54 -0800</pubDate><category>watched</category></item><item><title>hellbox:

Relative iOS screen resolutions. Impressive amount of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mk3aTcFa1qzoofyo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.hellbox.org/post/19004033584/relative-ios-screen-resolutions-impressive-amount" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;hellbox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Relative iOS screen resolutions. Impressive amount of real estate.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;yup.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/19046736113</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/19046736113</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:42:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Edits Quarterly</title><description>&lt;a href="http://editsquarterly.com/"&gt;Edits Quarterly&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Jump out of your RSS feed and over to Edits Quarterly, a new web-based magazine, both beautiful outright and beautiful in its simplicity. “Short narratives in film and photography,” says the subhead. Well worth a flip through if nothing else. &lt;a href="http://editsquarterly.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Go now&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;/via &lt;a href="http://daringfireball.net/linked/2012/03/05/edits" target="_blank"&gt;Daring Fireball&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/18992567177</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/18992567177</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 22:23:23 -0800</pubDate><category>viewed</category></item><item><title>/via @mb through @marcoarment</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0efhzOVyS1qz7izzo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;/via &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/mb/status/176545339703181313" target="_blank"&gt;@mb through @marcoarment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/18781179645</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/18781179645</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 22:32:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ze Frank is simply one of the funniest men alive. He’s been...</title><description>&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="360px" src="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/zefrank/a-show-with-ze-frank/widget/video.html" width="480px"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zefrank.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Ze Frank&lt;/a&gt; is simply one of the funniest men alive. He’s been &lt;a href="http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index2.html" target="_blank"&gt;making hilarity&lt;/a&gt; around the internets for a very long time, and I want you to support his current Kickstarter project to bring back his lol-filled “The Show with Ze Frank” show. &lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/zefrank/a-show-with-ze-frank" target="_blank"&gt;Do it now.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/18426905106</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/18426905106</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:03:00 -0800</pubDate><category>watched</category><category>donated</category></item><item><title>"Design is problem-solving, plain and simple. It is the creation of a solution aimed at achieving a..."</title><description>“Design is problem-solving, plain and simple. It is the creation of a solution aimed at achieving a specific outcome/goal (or a set of them). It can be done consciously or subconsciously. The fact that making things look nice is what most people think of when they hear “design” does not change what it is, it just means we’ve done a bad job at making what it actually is clear.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Adam Connor, from his blog &lt;a href="http://toobigtotweet.tumblr.com/post/18023531982/i-dont-believe-in-ux-design" target="_blank"&gt;Too Big to Tweet: “I don’t believe in UX Design.”&lt;/a&gt; /via &lt;a href="http://journo-geekery.tumblr.com/post/18096102679/too-big-to-tweet-i-dont-believe-in-ux-design" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;JournoGeekery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/18319745471</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/18319745471</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 08:40:44 -0800</pubDate><category>UX</category><category>read</category></item><item><title>fireland:

SPOILER ALERT: Breaking Bad is the prequel to Se7en....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuwtqlNsQ1qz4h04o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fireland.tumblr.com/post/18137402874/spoiler-alert-breaking-bad-is-the-prequel-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fireland&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;SPOILER ALERT: &lt;i&gt;Breaking Bad&lt;/i&gt; is the prequel to &lt;i&gt;Se7en&lt;/i&gt;. It totally makes sense. He loses the goatee to chemo and then starts serial killing in the perpetually rainy city of, uh, Albuquerque.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It all makes sense.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/18318111753</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/18318111753</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 08:08:23 -0800</pubDate><category>laughed</category></item><item><title>“The rollercoaster of compassionate death,” via kottke.org:


 ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxvblFqdc1qz7izzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“The rollercoaster of compassionate death,” via &lt;a href="http://kottke.org/12/02/the-rollercoaster-of-compassionate-death" target="_blank"&gt;kottke.org&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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  &lt;p&gt;Each inversion would have a smaller diameter than the one before in order to inflict 10 g to passengers while the train loses speed. After a sharp right-hand turn the train would enter a straight, where unloading of bodies and loading of passengers could take place.&lt;/p&gt;
  
  &lt;p&gt;The Euthanasia Coaster would kill its passengers through prolonged cerebral hypoxia, or insufficient supply of oxygen to the brain. The ride’s seven inversions would inflict 10 g on its passengers for 60 seconds — causing g-force related symptoms starting with gray out through tunnel vision to black out and eventually g-LOC, g-force induced loss of consciousness. Depending on the tolerance of an individual passenger to g-forces, the first or second inversion would cause cerebral anoxia, rendering the passengers brain dead. Subsequent inversions would serve as insurance against unintentional survival of passengers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://royalbacon.com/post/18240150304</link><guid>http://royalbacon.com/post/18240150304</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 23:54:57 -0800</pubDate><category>read</category><category>roller coaster</category><category>dying</category></item></channel></rss>

